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Mr Rocket Nuts 4-6
Part Four: Happy Nuts Pilgrim.
We begin in the lair of DoomWeiner, DoomWeiner is concocting a most vile concoction, one that will forever (pause for effect) dun dun DUUH, rid the world of NUTS!!!
And nut based products.
Meanwhile, Mr Rocket Nuts is happily choking a hobo, when suddenly, his NutsDar goes crazy, literely destroing his ability to control his basic motor skills for several hours.
Once he regained control of his appedages, he found his zen spot and began to decipher the puzzling message his NutsDar had sent him "DoomWeiner is gonna destroy nuts, world over."
After much contemplation, he went to Jared, and bought a gorgous bracelet.
After urinating on the front door of Jared's, Mr Rocket Nuts suddenly realized he was having massive heart failure, so he went to the hospital.
But he accidently typed "DoomWeiner's Lair" in Google Maps instead of "Hospital", because he has diabeaties.
When Mr Rocket Nuts arrived at the Lair, he saw DoomWeiner holding a vile filled with what is c
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Mr Rocket Nuts
The Many of Mr Rocket Nuts.
By Caleb
Mr. Rocket Nuts. Part one
Mr. Rocket Nuts worked at a rocket factory, this factory produced rockets and rocket like things for the purpose of selling them, for money.
Now, Mr Rocket Nuts loved nuts; peanuts, walnuts, almonds, any kind of nut would do.
But one day, while Mr. Rocket Nuts was enjoying his nuts, he thought it would be fun to eat his nuts in the "ROCKET EXPERIMENT ROOM", on the walkway right above the experimental vat of experimental goo, so he did, and it was fun. But as he was leaving, his knee exploded due to nothing, and Mr Rocket Nuts fell into the vat with his nuts.
Two days later, when they were draining the vat, they found the body of Mr Rocket Nuts, and amazingly, he was still alive. The workers rushed him to the hospital two hours later where the doctors put him on STAT and painkillers and bedpan duty and floss patrol and all sorts of doctory things that sound expensive.
After over a week of no vital signs, and the doctors doin
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Hello friends and enemies, my name is Caleb and I hope to post a lot of stuff shortly.
Now I don't have any real artistic talent or skill, but that won't stop me from making a half-bottomed attempt at making a bunch of poop that no one will like.
I will primarily be making Mr Rocket Nuts related stuff. All manner of pictures and stories will be created, who knows, play your cards right and there might even be some comics made in the near or distant future. But don't get your hopes up just yet Baby, I'm a lazy stud and therefore, I don't do things in a very timely manner, but for you Sugar Turd, I am at least willing to make a minimal effort.
Well that's all for now, I guess I will talk to you later. Keep on being just as passably attractive as you are now.
;) (Emoticon is pronounced "Winky Face")

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Caleb William Stephenson
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United States
I am a human.
I enjoy writing stories that have nothing to do with anything but still manage to make no sense.
I am king of the north side badgers, were a street gang that run around with packets of mustard which we toss at stray orphans.

Current Residence: home
Favourite genre of music: crazy
Favourite cartoon character: Patrick Star
Personal Quote: ..and stuff
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