Part Four: Happy Nuts Pilgrim.
We begin in the lair of DoomWeiner, DoomWeiner is concocting a most vile concoction, one that will forever (pause for effect) dun dun DUUH, rid the world of NUTS!!!
And nut based products.
Meanwhile, Mr Rocket Nuts is happily choking a hobo, when suddenly, his NutsDar goes crazy, literely destroing his ability to control his basic motor skills for several hours.
Once he regained control of his appedages, he found his zen spot and began to decipher the puzzling message his NutsDar had sent him "DoomWeiner is gonna destroy nuts, world over."
After much contemplation, he went to Jared, and bought a gorgous bracelet.
After urinating on the front door of Jared's, Mr Rocket Nuts suddenly realized he was having massive heart failure, so he went to the hospital.
But he accidently typed "DoomWeiner's Lair" in Google Maps instead of "Hospital", because he has diabeaties.
When Mr Rocket Nuts arrived at the Lair, he saw DoomWeiner holding a vile filled with what is c