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Part Four: Happy Nuts Pilgrim. We begin in the lair of DoomWeiner, DoomWeiner is concocting a most vile concoction, one that will forever (pause for effect) dun dun DUUH, rid the world of NUTS!!! And nut based products. Meanwhile, Mr Rocket Nuts is happily choking a hobo, when suddenly, his NutsDar goes crazy, literely destroing his ability to control his basic motor skills for several hours. Once he regained control of his appedages, he found his zen spot and began to decipher the puzzling message his NutsDar had sent him "DoomWeiner is gonna destroy nuts, world over." After much contemplation, he went to Jared, and bought a gorgous bra

The Many of Mr Rocket Nuts. By Caleb Mr. Rocket Nuts. Part one Mr. Rocket Nuts worked at a rocket factory, this factory produced rockets and rocket like things for the purpose of selling them, for money. Now, Mr Rocket Nuts loved nuts; peanuts, walnuts, almonds, any kind of nut would do. But one day, while Mr. Rocket Nuts was enjoying his nuts, he thought it would be fun to eat his nuts in the "ROCKET EXPERIMENT ROOM", on the walkway right above the experimental vat of experimental goo, so he did, and it was fun. But as he was leaving, his knee exploded due to nothing, and Mr Rocket Nuts fell into the vat with his nuts. Two days later,